The personal finance app made for you. Connect your banks and see your cards, spending and budgets up to date — without switching apps.


Con tu banco conectado, todas tus tarjetas quedan en un solo lugar — débito, crédito, ahorro. Cada movimiento entra ya categorizado, sin ingresar nada manualmente.
Movimientos
Ver todosUBER EATS *PEDIDO
DEVOLUCION MERCADO LIBRE
COMPRA MCDONALDS
Saldo bancario
Saldo
$845.200
Saldo
$320.500
Saldo
$1.245.000
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Text Not Pato on WhatsApp like a friend: ask for balances, summaries, or advice, and let it call you out before you mess up. No filters, no lectures — just a friend who happens to know money.

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Everything you need to stop ignoring your money.
Linked to your bank and always up to date. Every transaction lands already categorized, with zero effort on your part.
Movimientos
Ver todosCOMPRA PAYU *UBER EATS
COMPRA RED MOVILIDAD SAN
COMPRA JUMBO MAIPU
COMPRA MCDONALDS
COMPRA STARBUCKS
Income, spending and balance for the month — always matching your bank. Your whole flow at a glance.
débito $610.000 · crédito $235.000
✓ Cuadra con tu banco
Set a budget per category and Not Pato warns you the moment you’re near the limit. So you reach month-end with no surprises.
Hogar
$661k disponible
Comida
$82k disponible
Make any payment recurring and Not Pato pings you before each due date — and stops you if you’re going overboard.
Pre-cobro
Spotify se cobra en 3 días — $5.490.
Spotify
vence en 3 días
Netflix
vence en 8 días
Arriendo
vence en 12 días

You spend more on apps you don’t even use. This one at least roasts you for your own good.
Up to 2 connected banks
No ads, no fine print. Your data stays with you.
Cancel anytime from the app.
Yes. The connection runs through a Chilean-regulated open banking fintech, in read-only mode: Not Pato can see your transactions and balances but can't move a single peso. Your bank credentials never reach us — they stay between you and your bank.

Camila R.
Designer
It told me 'you spent more on coffee than on your health plan' and it changed my life.

Matías P.
Engineer
It’s like having an accountant friend who doesn’t charge you and roasts you for free. 3 months in and I finally know where my money goes.

Valentina S.
Journalist
I sent a photo of my grocery receipt and it replied '4 packs of cookies is self-care?'. I cried but it was right.

Sebastián L.
Student
First time I saved money without suffering. Not Pato motivated me with memes and roasts me when I hit my limit. 10/10.

Francisca T.
Lawyer
Linked my Banco Estado and BCI in 30 seconds. Best part: no more end-of-month surprises with subscriptions.

Diego M.
Teacher
Honestly didn’t think I’d put up with an app roasting me, but Not Pato does it with care and it actually works.

Catalina P.
Doctor
I work long shifts and never had time to track spending. Now I just text Not Pato on WhatsApp and it answers in 10 seconds.

Ignacio R.
Entrepreneur
I have 4 accounts between work and personal. Linked them all and I finally see the real cash flow without spreadsheets.

Daniela V.
Marketer
I had like 8 subscriptions I didn't even remember. Not Pato listed them with due dates, I cut 4 right away. Saved $40 a month.

Camila R.
Designer
It told me 'you spent more on coffee than on your health plan' and it changed my life.

Matías P.
Engineer
It’s like having an accountant friend who doesn’t charge you and roasts you for free. 3 months in and I finally know where my money goes.

Valentina S.
Journalist
I sent a photo of my grocery receipt and it replied '4 packs of cookies is self-care?'. I cried but it was right.

Sebastián L.
Student
First time I saved money without suffering. Not Pato motivated me with memes and roasts me when I hit my limit. 10/10.

Francisca T.
Lawyer
Linked my Banco Estado and BCI in 30 seconds. Best part: no more end-of-month surprises with subscriptions.

Diego M.
Teacher
Honestly didn’t think I’d put up with an app roasting me, but Not Pato does it with care and it actually works.

Catalina P.
Doctor
I work long shifts and never had time to track spending. Now I just text Not Pato on WhatsApp and it answers in 10 seconds.

Ignacio R.
Entrepreneur
I have 4 accounts between work and personal. Linked them all and I finally see the real cash flow without spreadsheets.

Daniela V.
Marketer
I had like 8 subscriptions I didn't even remember. Not Pato listed them with due dates, I cut 4 right away. Saved $40 a month.

Daniela V.
Marketer
I had like 8 subscriptions I didn't even remember. Not Pato listed them with due dates, I cut 4 right away. Saved $40 a month.

Ignacio R.
Entrepreneur
I have 4 accounts between work and personal. Linked them all and I finally see the real cash flow without spreadsheets.

Catalina P.
Doctor
I work long shifts and never had time to track spending. Now I just text Not Pato on WhatsApp and it answers in 10 seconds.

Diego M.
Teacher
Honestly didn’t think I’d put up with an app roasting me, but Not Pato does it with care and it actually works.

Francisca T.
Lawyer
Linked my Banco Estado and BCI in 30 seconds. Best part: no more end-of-month surprises with subscriptions.

Sebastián L.
Student
First time I saved money without suffering. Not Pato motivated me with memes and roasts me when I hit my limit. 10/10.

Valentina S.
Journalist
I sent a photo of my grocery receipt and it replied '4 packs of cookies is self-care?'. I cried but it was right.

Matías P.
Engineer
It’s like having an accountant friend who doesn’t charge you and roasts you for free. 3 months in and I finally know where my money goes.

Camila R.
Designer
It told me 'you spent more on coffee than on your health plan' and it changed my life.

Daniela V.
Marketer
I had like 8 subscriptions I didn't even remember. Not Pato listed them with due dates, I cut 4 right away. Saved $40 a month.

Ignacio R.
Entrepreneur
I have 4 accounts between work and personal. Linked them all and I finally see the real cash flow without spreadsheets.

Catalina P.
Doctor
I work long shifts and never had time to track spending. Now I just text Not Pato on WhatsApp and it answers in 10 seconds.

Diego M.
Teacher
Honestly didn’t think I’d put up with an app roasting me, but Not Pato does it with care and it actually works.

Francisca T.
Lawyer
Linked my Banco Estado and BCI in 30 seconds. Best part: no more end-of-month surprises with subscriptions.

Sebastián L.
Student
First time I saved money without suffering. Not Pato motivated me with memes and roasts me when I hit my limit. 10/10.

Valentina S.
Journalist
I sent a photo of my grocery receipt and it replied '4 packs of cookies is self-care?'. I cried but it was right.

Matías P.
Engineer
It’s like having an accountant friend who doesn’t charge you and roasts you for free. 3 months in and I finally know where my money goes.

Camila R.
Designer
It told me 'you spent more on coffee than on your health plan' and it changed my life.
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